Here at M.L.G. headquarters, we’ve got an extensive analytics team running surveys, crunching numbers, and posting surveillance in an effort to better understand our rabid fanbase.  We’re aware most of you are 25-35 year old computer-oriented males.  Many of you have iPhones.  Some of you work in tech, some in fashion, and a few in international spy rings (we’re that good).   I’ll admit, I have no idea where I’m heading with this breakdown, but here are a collection of nice iPhone wallets from Portel, on Etsy.  Most of you have ID cards and probably one of those frequent-sandwich-customer cards that gets you an 11th sandwich ‘free.’  You know that’s an $80 commitment, right?

Here at M.L.G. headquarters, we’ve got an extensive analytics team running surveys, crunching numbers, and posting surveillance in an effort to better understand our rabid fanbase.  We’re aware most of you are 25-35 year old computer-oriented males.  Many of you have iPhones.  Some of you work in tech, some in fashion, and a few in international spy rings (we’re that good).  

I’ll admit, I have no idea where I’m heading with this breakdown, but here are a collection of nice iPhone wallets from Portel, on Etsy.  Most of you have ID cards and probably one of those frequent-sandwich-customer cards that gets you an 11th sandwich ‘free.’  You know that’s an $80 commitment, right?